Casa de Honkers

The "casa" is wonderful. The "honkers" are good but leave something to be desired….. it’s like they’re not even trying to honk right. It’s a lackadaisical honk. Edit: I’m upping it to 5 stars. The host, Mike, let me honk the top shelf honkers, and that made all the difference! Honk honk… honk. #CasaDeHonkers ❤️

I can’t believe this resort is still a hidden gem. My family spent 6 nights here thanks to the recommendation from our friend Mike Honcho. The front desk ladies made us feel VERY welcome! My wife and I are heavily involved with the lifestyle and this is the resort you want to visit. Tom and Mikey pour strong drinks and Cassandra, Callie and Crishawnduh delivered far more than we are accustomed to. The kids loved the pool!

I walked into the smell of bacon wafting through the air and found a tall gorgeous hot Jesus meal prepping. He was an amazing host. He literally gave us a free flat-screen and seltzer water. I have never had such a pleasant experience and can't wait to come back. 10/10 !! 5 stars!!

If anyone is looking for a night of their life look no further then Casa De Honkers. I can't think of a more welcoming stay in Bend. The dog is SO friendly, the liquor flows like wine, and the neighbors are super friendly!

Casa de HONKY TONKY BOIS. Wow. I’m overjoyed with the once in a lifetime experience Thom and Rick provided us with. The moment the back door opened and I gently entered, I was overwhelmed with euphoria. Nothing like over-serving in all ways. "Take me to dinner first" is no longer a thing, let me tell ya. I’ll be returning soon, with many more to partake in the way that Casa De Honkers took and SHOOK me.

Best love hotel and gin and tonic I’ve ever experienced. Ask for the homemade ranch!

Thanks to the ladies and gents at casa de honkers! Probably the most friendly and welcoming comfort establishment I've been to west of the Mississippi. To be be clear I've never been east of the Mississippi.. Anywho, the food is always great, the staff are very pleasant and Michael has a craftsman's touch. 10/10 will do again.