The Sparrow & Serpent

10 stars on the atmosphere. It's my scene, so get this my peeps. If you are LGBTQ+INFINITY. Dungeons & Dragons Renaissance, or any of that is your cup of tea. You have to go into this place. With a burger menu where you can roll for your fate on a d10.... this place was love at first sight for me.!!!!!

CULINARY PSYCHOTIC, CHAPTER IV "The Serpent’s Den and the Starborn Burger" Location: The Sparrow & The Serpent Entry, as recorded by the Cleric In the amber light of sanctuary, where chandeliers tangle with vines and laughter flows like mead, we arrived—dust from the road still in our boots, coin purses lighter than our spirits. Heather, Keeper of the Dice, conjured our fate. Jake, the Philosopher-Knight, bore silent witness. Burgers were not ordered, they were summoned. Swiss and habanero. Bacon jam and jalapeño. Even the foulest of blessings: peanut butter. A tower rose at the bar. Dice clattered like thunder in the realm of the damned. We cheered, we swore oaths, we bit down hard. The tavern itself—a creature of gothic whimsy—breathed with stories. Skeleton dragons curled near velvet curtains. Starfleet portraits watched us drink. The stained glass whispered in ancient Greek. We sang with queens. We blessed the stage. We rolled for flavor and won chaos. We were foolish mortals. We were immortal for a night.

I’ve never heard of a bar being out of alcohol on a Friday night when they’re completely dead and they’re about to have an event… yet here we are. They’re out of WHISKEY at 845pm on a Friday. Tables without chairs, random stools scattered about, weird smells. Nothing looks clean. I’m wearing a g-string and am genuinely worried about sitting down. There’s only like ten people at three tables and they can’t keep the food orders straight. They’re charging premium drink prices for bottom shelf liquor and charged a $15 cover. I’ve never been so disappointed in a bar in my life. That being said, the staff is friendly…

This place is doing amazing work. Not only for the Eugene community but the LGBTQ community. I was so shy walking in and walked out at the end of the night with a new home. The shows are fantastic and the drag is to die for.

Love the bartenders, love the decor but I get burned by the shows too often. Today was the third double book, paid extra for good seats and got nose bleeds because I worked late. It's cool the entertners tonight were good sports and combined shows but this isn't always the case. I regularly do not feel an auspicious vibe here.

Great pub, the night we went there was live entertainment that was borderline excellent, the apple cider was delicious and the employees were awesome. I didn't really pay much more attention than that, I met this amazing girl and we talked for hours. Would absolutely go here again!

I’ve been doing this thing going around town and seeing what all the evening places look like during the day… And I’m not gonna lie when I came here the other day I was absolutely blown away! It was like the perfect combination if the classy vampires, you know who stay up during the day, would want to hang out with the hobbits and just the kind Muggles that share the space… It was the best! So happy that this place is here to be found!