Noe Valley Spa

Worst massage I’ve ever had. I asked for gentle pressure, which doesn’t mean no pressure. The woman who did my massage must have been new because she had no idea what the hell she was doing. She literally just put some lotion on me. It didn’t even feel like a massage. And she didn’t do the massage in a sequence the way I’ve had them done here in the past. And to try to communicate preferences is hard because of the major language barrier which made this even more of a frustrating experience. The only thing she knew how to say to me at the end was "where is my tip? Give to me now." Which kind of irritated me since we had just finished the massage and I was going to add it to my receipt on the way out. She was very pushy about it too, which I didn’t appreciate. Overall, the whole experience was awful this time and I can’t believe I spent that much money to not even have a decent massage.

Had Kenny. Deep tissue massage. It was amazing. Highly recommend coming for good massage. Space is clean. Not fancy. Definitely got my knots out. Excellent price for the massage!

Worst massage ever. The therapist was nice but I don’t think she is even a real massage therapist. I thought I was the only one until I read the other review. The other facilities are awesome but the massage was 0/10. She just placed her hand and went back and forth I actually felt worse after cos of the anger I felt

The $175 dollar deal for two people that includes two 60 minute massages and an hour in a private hot tub is a good deal. The massages are good but the spa could use some updating. It's a bit old

be warned they’re closed until 1/7/22 i’ve heard good things about the spa.. but unfortunately never got to find out. they’re currently closed for spa repair until the 7th. but never called me to let me know, so I showed up and found this sign. i’m disappointed because I would expect some sort of communication if possible. they may not have taken my phone number when I made the reservation but I think that they should. l plan go to back when they’re open

Carlos is a great guy very personable and amazing customer service clean clean clean and absolutely private. Private 🚿 and sauna great place to relax 😉

My favorite spot to visit in the city when I come to visit! I get the best massages here. I feel so much better afterward like all my knots and stiffness is gone. I prefer doing the hot tub first to loosen up.