Big Apple Ranch

Amazing bar! I came here last weekend looking for a cute guy. There was a band playing - a decent U2 tribute band - and the lead guitarist Joe was really good. I got a little tipsy and asked him to dance. He said, "Why not just take it back to my place?" I have a thing for older Arabian men so I said yes. He drove us out to a shady part of Long Island, and his house was smelly and tiny, but it was OK. Anyway, needless to say, we made love all night long. Thanks to the Big Apple Ranch, I wouldn't have met this man who is now my main wang. 🙂

Best bar I'v been to in a long time, great beer on tap, great atmosphere and loads of cute guys. The night we went there was a U2 cover band, can't remember the name but we hung out with Joe the guitarist after the show. He invited us back to his place after the show and the night got even wilder. Will definitely be coming back.

Brother Joe was electrifying to watch as he shredded along to the u2 classic "Big Girls Are Best." I couldn't stop staring as the sweat poured off of his balding Egyptian head. Irresistible. Big Apple Ranch can rest assured knowing that they've hooked in a new regular.

Looking for great (mostly country) music for listening, dancing, socializing and partying in a huge newly renovated dance space? Want a beginner 2-step dance lesson, a line dance class, 4 hours of line and couple dancing, and performances? Want to lead or follow anyone on the floor, or solo dance the night away at the friendliest dance spot in town? All this is available on the second Saturday night of every month! Check it out!!

Used to work the door and had to kick people out regularly for getting grabby and/or causing a scene. Just avoid Guitar Hero Joe and you will have a good time. Joe gets kicked out just about every weekend for getting grabby with customers. He brags about his rich brother and tries to get free drinks because he knows Bono personally or something. Just avoid the bald, chubby guy that goes by Joe.

I LOVE Big Apple Ranch! It's so welcoming to both novices and experts alike and I always have a great time.

Had a great time hanging out with Brother Joe and 2U. The food is great, the music is better, and I wore Joe like a Christmas Sweater!