Bert's Alibi

Ok. As an ex bartender...this place is the best. A bartender that cares more about who is driving home then anything else is a A++++ place to me. New to area. Nice people. But again, Roxanne who was the bartender wouldn't serve until she knew who was driving home which was amazing! Ordered Uber and she said car is fine for night but friends came to drive us home. Again, any place that cares less about serving more drinks and more about the people is an amazing place to me!! Tip well!! They care about people 100%!!!

Its the only dive bar on El Camino between Palo Alto to Sunnyvale. Locals like it because it's cheap, tourist's like it because it's close by their hotels. Loved by young and old alike this is your prize package from the price is right.

Great dive bar! Awesome (attentive) bartenders, pool tables with solid players to challenge you, and cheap pints... who could ask for more?!?!

Total dive but insanely cheap cheap drinks. The crowd all seems to know each other so you might feel a bit out of place but they are all pretty friendly. Several pool tables too.

Berts is for people that love bars and the characters that visit. I'm a bar fly and Bert's always serves a winning dish of oddball. Two pool tables and lots of conversation. Cheers.

Nice experience. Drinks are not expensive. Pool table to play with. Awesome bar tenders.

Great place to catch the local sports, kick a brew back, and shot a great game of pool. Happy Anniversary!!!