Miranda's of Chattanooga

_______________________________ POPPERS, POPPERS, POPPERS _______________________________ #1- After a night on the town, I had to pee, they tell me no public restroom. So you want my money but don't care about my comfort. Ok. #2 - you don't display your Poppers in a display case, like most other Adult Stores. You could at least have a sample card showing what you offer and have the title at the top of what YOU call them. DON'T BELITTLE ME for the faux pas of me calling them what they are. AND THEN telling me I can't buy them for 24 hours because of my faux pas. #3 - THEN you proceed and attempt to ring up my other items that I was going to buy. LUBE LUBE LUBE !!!!! ----Well I certainly told you, I will just have to wait 24 hours to buy those too then. HOW DARE YOU. Let me tell you, this was the guy who looks like the child catcher from Chitty Chitty, Bang Bang. He is the one who gave me terrible service the minute I walked in. AND the lady, with tig bitties, she was nice but not helpful. The rules of this store are prohibitive and discriminatory. I don't care if the man was gay, I am gay. He was on a power trip. I would have spent at least 50 dollars. I will never go here again. There are plenty of other stores, and mail orders, clubs, etc....

I've been to Miranda's here in Chattanooga several times to pick stuff up for my wife and i. And I can say for a fact that each time I've been there, the staff have been super helpful, informative, educated, welcoming, and pleasant. I like how they are actually honest about the products and aren't trying to simply just make a sale. They want to make sure you go home with something that actually works, lasts a long time, has good customer reviews, and satisfies. When we are talking about the staff and their manager? No one can beat Miranda's. The store itself is very clean, organized, and everything is pretty damn easy to find! And the selection is absolutely insane. They have an unbelievable inventory that blows every other adult store I've been to out of the water when it comes to the sheer amount of product they have. There is something for everyone, I'm telling you right now. You'll probably see stuff you didn't know was a real thing. Long story short y'all, If you're looking for a welcoming, clean, organized adult store that doesn't discriminate or hate, has a great staff that actually cares about what goes on you and in you, and an equally more than capable manager, Miranda's is the place to be!

I love the sex machine i purchased awhile back i absolutely love it! My leggs go brr. Lilith reccomended me the product.

10/10 best customer service ...always helpful with any questions and best prices and selections in town! My go-to spot in the chatt area.

The service was amazing! Allen was so helpful ..and this location had an large selection of good vibes and lingerie!!

Miranda’s always has what I need and new things for me to experiment with! The staff is always so knowledgeable and willing to give their honest opinion!

Lauren was a huge help! Great selection and always have the best incense too.